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  Jesus to run for record 26th term in office !

  by Simon in

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  sources within heaven have revealed to us that jesus h christ intends to run for what would become his 26th term in office as ruler of the galaxy.. since his first term began in 1914 he's been unopposed in office despite, many say, failing to deliver on any of his pre-election promises.

  they point to promises of "an end to death and eternal life for all" as being unrealistic given the funding given to healthcare as just one of many examples.. critics say the elections themselves are rigged and in fact no one even gets to case a vote because his father simply declares him the winner.

  they believe that have proof that this was planned for some time in what many are calling "biblegate" and point to basic un standardsfor democracy which haven't been lived up to.. many of his supporters thought that his 16th term beginning in 1975 would define his rulership but they lost faith when his party later blamed them for having "unrealistic expectations".. "i did originally support him", says one man who didn't want to be identified for fear of reprisals, "but i'm starting to grow old and now think i'll die without ever seeing any of the changes his promised to enact".. we tried to contact the heaven party to ask when he planned to do any of the things he promised.

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  keyser soze

  This is why I believe in term limits.
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  We Are A "Vast Army"

  by mrquik in

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  i know many have suffered to varying degrees at the hands of this cult.

  one of the first casualties is our self- esteem.

  our awakening takes us all on different paths.

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  keyser soze

  Well, Old Man Jaracz was pretty paranoid about a "Vast Apostate Army" poised to strike at the heart of the Org.

  Well that's one thing they got right. Once in 140 years isn't bad, I guess.
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  does the wt always carefully phrase sentences so as to never take blame?

  by sowhatnow in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  im recalling a time when i sat and circled words in a watchtower article, indicating strongly the fact that it is in fact the writters opinion.. however just the suggestion in the sentence these words are ignored.. for example.

  it is our understanding.

  we believe this to be the case.

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  keyser soze

  I think that it's a skill they've been forced to finetune over the years due to one prophetic failure after another.
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  What Was Your Body of Elders Like?

  by minimus in

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  were they pretty much a good group of men?

  we're they jerks?.

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  keyser soze

  We had a few that were decent enough guys. But they were eventually phased out by a CO who was a total company man. He did some "housecleaning" in our circuit.
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  IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just getting a jump on the holiday season!!

  i figure that i will post this every year for discussion.

  these were my observations when learning ttatt.

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  keyser soze

  But the correct way of thinking is like this: Joseph and Mary went from Nazareth to Bethlehem. Then, after seeing the Magi, they left Bethlehem and went to Egypt, and after Herod died they went back to their point of origin, namely Nazareth. It's all bullshit.

  I went ahead and fixed that for you. You're welcome.
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  I have a TASK for you to perform. Come on--it will be FUN!

  by Terry in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  look up in the right-hand corner of this page.. find where it says welcome (name).. did you locate that?.

  now click on your name and observe the new page loading takes you to a top blue bar with a menu.. it should read:.

  active topics search members topics started .

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  keyser soze

  Mine was about whether or not just checking out a woman from behind qualified as sexual harassment.

  jw / friends		Is it sexual harassment... 2 3 4 5 6 7	5 years ago keyser soze	5 years ago snowbird	130
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  New Star Wars movie trailer

  by poopsiecakes in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  the first trailer has been released!

  true confession - i'm kind of a geek, always loved star wars and it gave me a bit of a lady boner.

  anyone who knows the franchise is probably familiar with the character wedge antilles.

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  keyser soze

  I really thought the franchise peaked with Empire. It was hands down the best one. There were some great moments in Jedi, but I agree that the Ewoks ruined it. I'm hoping JJ Abrams can actually breathe some new life into it, and not just make it about the visual effects.
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  Jehovah's Trumpet - Dangers of Superstition

  by cofty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the latest blast of "jehovah's trumpet" warns us about the irrational nature of common superstitions.... the article then goes on to provide counsel on the dangers of the domonic attacks that often result from unwisely purchasing second-hand objects.

  the risk is demonstrated by recounting the real-life story of poor sister lemming and her new ministry bag.. genius satire as always!

  please take some time to read the community comments.. .

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  keyser soze

  Brilliant. It's like The Onion for apostates.
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  Greatest College Football Day

  by DisArmed in

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  i don't read too much about sports on the forum.

  one of the great things about being out of wally world is enjoying sports without judgement.

  i love college football and this, to me is the greatest college football day!

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  I know it doesn't have the luster of Alabama-Auburn, but Wisconsin-Minnesota is the game I'm going to be watching today. Oldest rivalry in college football, and it's for the Big Ten west title. The first time in over 50 years that there's been that much at stake.

  Go Badgers!
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  A day in the life of a Cop...my story. The truth.

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i work for a mental health unit with 2 police officers we deal with people who have drug and mental health issues.

  at times over the last 10 years we have "taken down" some large drug affected men, mainly "ice" these days which is epidemic here, and let me tell you even with three of us it is a huge struggle.

  sometimes back up is needed or mace spray which is aweful stuff!

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  My personal feeling is that even the majority of 'bad' cops start out with good intentions. I can't help but think of the scene in Crash when Matt Dillon says to his idealistic rookie partner "Wait until you've been on the job for twenty years".

  Being a cop is such a thankless job, with low pay, and high risk. Combine that with the fact that they have to deal with the dregs of humanity on a regular basis. That's not a defense of those who become corrupted. But I have the utmost respect for the ones that don't.